Bible Speak
- The following words of wisdom have been passed down through many years of Kailie's rich history from "greenmage" of the small village of "hotmail.com" to trusted predicessors. This text contains a few choice tidbits from the massive accumulation of available tombs... Delivered to the Haven Library, postmarked with the strange runes: "Sat, 20 Jun 1998 16:40:14 PDT"
Zane 5:17, If thou shalt lose limbs or even thine own life in the duty of your faith, thou shalt declare, "No biggie." and pursue the Lord." "And then Duuk said unto me, "90% of all lag is caused by those who complain about it.".
And we, the faithful, marched forth, having received from our Great Lord the wonderful praise... "A fine plan.".
And then Gnath Spoketh unto the Lord, "WOW!!! You're awesome!!!!".
And we beseeched our Great Lord for weapons of godly power and armour of supernatural strength and the Lord said unto us, "No.".
And the Lord Spoketh the words, 'Amelia, balance the damn fish.' And the fish was mightily balanced!
Urgesh Bible, Orcish Mother 9:12 And she spake unto the boy, "A elf a day keeps the dentist away!" and he knew that her words were of truth.
And Zane did Shouteth to the other faithful, 'Where the heck did my pants go?'.
And the faithful were split in a fierce quarrel. And the wrath of one did fall upon the other, and quoth he: "Owie Owie Owie".
And the Lord of Pain spoke thusly, "Sleep is for the weak" and retired to his place of slumber.
And a great bleakness came upon the world, and the Lord saw the bleakness, and declared, "No worries.".
And the Lord of Balance did boom in anger, 'Duuktsaryth kills you. You die.'.
And the great Lord had visited his Prophet in a vision. And upon awakening from this vision, and finding himself assaulted by the Chosen One, he uttered unto him, "Holy blargpunk.".
And at once the users of magic uttered, "My skill is at 99% and i am out of mana!".
And the final uttering of the faithful upon his great adversary were spoken thusly: "Hey! You big ugly dragon!!! Yeah! You! You're ugly! ".
SaaHaGoth Bible: And the Lord of Undead spoketh the words, 'There are only two types of people; Gits and Skummy Gits.'.
The Lord, Duuktsaryth imparted his wisdom upon the populous. He encouraged appreciation of the beauty and splendor of or fair haired maidens lying upon ones bed.
And the Great Lord spoke unto his faithful these great words of wisdom: "Reality is an unreal perception, but the perception of reality is real." But as these words were of such Godly magnitude, none of his faithful truly saw the light of His wisdom.
And the Lord did balance his greatness with humbleness and spoke thusly, "Dammit- Duuktsaryth is a moron!".
In an unusual fit of wisdom, the Mighty Zorander spoketh the words, 'I know it's difficult to do, but yes...looking is a good way to find things.'.
And the Chosen One, in a fit of spiteful Rage, did threaten to blast the mortal world with curses and eternal blindness. And the Unfaithful did take his threat spoken in Anger and did spread the word of it to the very reaches of the Earth, so that all may know of his ruthlessness.
